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Another batch of documents was found in the church of Habshütte, a small village in the southern Black Forest. They were dated from the 3.rd of July 1549 and describe the preparations for an Autodafe of a certain A.V.A. The signature says: 15x Full Spectrum Kratom.
The condemned had been found guilty by the Holy Inquisition of being possessed by the devil, instigating lewdness, ridiculing public torturers, seducing members of the Holy Roman church into vice, distributing hellish substances under the name of Kratom, promoting human consumption of leaves without FDA authorization, erecting and operating a Kratom Hut without proper documentation, sampling minors and enjoying incarceration.
A.V.A. was therefore sentenced to be burnt alive at the stake.
“Incense shall you be,” concluded the Inquisitor, “not fodder from hell!”
When A.V.A. was finally led to the stake she seemed to be in best spirits. She giggled and shouted:
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Your world will go boom.
When the fire was lighted she screamed with joy, broke her chains by means of some unknown magic, grabbed a burning smoke, sat on it and flew skywards to the west, shouting:
“15x, better sex!”
Her last words finally sounded like “Beach Boys” and “Surfin’ USA.”
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